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    During a Period
    • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
    • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
    • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
    • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
    • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
    • Me: why can I not have a penis.
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