its been awhile tumblr.
During a Period
- Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
- Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me: why can I not have a penis.