its been awhile tumblr.
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
“what do you want to do before you die?” - the buried life i’ve done it once before, but there are so many things not on it that need to be on it. here goes bucket listing. http://bucket-listed.tumblr.com
so my face was in a book until i tumbled down the stairs and now i’m dizzy and seeing birds tweeting. tweet: @colllleeen
its been a while...
hello again tumblr. :)
People you talk to when you got no one else around ? People you talk to once every 2749282 days ? Or people you talk to just for help on your homework ? This whole friendship thing goes both ways, so if you choose to be a shitty friend and run into some problems.. yeah I’ll be there to listen about them. But I’m not going to do anything about it. I’ll stop caring...
Nothing sucks more then losing your closest friends.
Who you are is who you are. We’re liars. We’re thieves. We’re addicts. We take...– One Tree Hill (via eletheowl)
Reblog if you truly believe you're fat, ugly,...
No one cares unless you’re pretty or dying.
anyday of the week and twice on fucking sunday.